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09.06.2025 11:03

Then came..
No way
Thumbs down again.
Breast transplanted to replace cancerous one in 'world first' operation - BBC
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
DC Mayor Bowser’s message for Shakira after WorldPride cancellation: ‘Get yourself here’ - WTOP
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Magic unveil new logos, uniforms, courts in long-awaited rebrand - Orlando Sentinel
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
India's central bank beats market expectations to deliver an outsized rate cut of 50 points - CNBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lutnick Says He Expects Tariff Analysis on Aircraft Parts Soon - Bloomberg
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds